i discovered, on graeme rose’s birthday as we decided to cruise down the old hollywood boulevard, that my hands are the same size as bette davis and my feet are the same size as arnold schwarzenegger. it was freaky, all the ladies had incredibly small feet, maybe it’s the dieting, all the fat get used up in your feet. but that wouldn’t work lengthways would it?maybe they still do footbinding in hollywood, but noone talks about it. anyway it was great doing the tourist thing an saying stuff like, look! look! there’s big bird! there’s elizabeth taylor! of course i mean there pink stars not actually them. i haven’t seen anyone famous yet. only gordon ramsey and the woman off extras. but i saw star last night s i looked through the telescope in griffith park. excellent.