wonderhorse!

what wonderhorse is

well… now there’s a question. The boring answer is that we are WONDER (aka Christine Entwisle) and Horse (aka Bernadette Russell).

We do a spot of comedy together mainly down the gay clubs on account of the fact that they tend not to throw stuff at us. We’ve compared down the Jazz Cafe, The I.C.A, and various pubs and clubs. We can be found at festivals (Brighton, Edinburgh, Lit Fest, Art Car Boot Sale) and also in theatres and down The Bethnal Green Working Men’s.

We’ve not done that much together over the last two years due to WONDER having fucked off up North for a bit. But now she’s back. And so are we.

HORSEY does loads of theatre and comedy and looks great even when she’s just sitting around at home waiting for the Gas Man. WONDER doesn’t look quite so smart but is current;y sporting a hat which (according to the gypsy that sold it to her for five million squid) was worn by Frank Sinatra at The Albert Hall.

WONDER writes films and scripts and that, and is about to shoot her first funded short film DEATH OF A DOUBLE ACT. She thinks that acting is a mugs game and a dull and stupid habit, and that the vast majority of theatre is a load of old shit. But she still does it to pay the rent although it’s not down on her car insurance “job”.

HORSEY is learning the piano and the accordian and all that, and can write comedy at the speed of sound. She does loads of acting and it would be reasonably safe to assume (it’s WONDER writing this you may have guessed) that she feels similarly to WONDER about theatre and thesping, although her general positive outlook and “go getter” type of approach enables her to go through several fires of hell and damnation every year without it even chafing her sides. She likes a gin.

They both have basic gymnastics and tap.