if any one is reading this please give me a job which is not in an office

horse — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:33:00 +0000

if you do work in an office i hope not to offend but i haven’t seen daylight since yesterday. i should be less lazy and go out at lunch , i suppose, but it’s not much lighter in the open air. i am unemployed. so if you’re reading this you can give me a job. i will do: acting, cabaret, foodtastings for kings and other royalty, smuggling and piracy (but only the old fashioned type with parrots involved, not like selling DVDs down whitechapel road), nuisance phonecalls to your enemies on a commision basis. or i will write you a story and come round your house and tell it to you while you go to sleep. no really. i really do that. you can choose off a story menu or ask for bespoke.you can just call me 07815 719 997.

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if any one is reading this please give me a job which is not in an office